Over The Past 30+ Years - I have accumulated a variety of terms to describe the construction industry. Some of them are intended to be funny, some are serious and the rest are entertaining. Please treat them accordingly. If You Have - Any others you would like to share please leave a comment below 80/20 Rule – 80% of a contractor’s wealth and wellbeing comes from 20% of their activities Aggravation Box - Computer with construction accounting software operated by a trainee Auction - End result of working in the business, focusing on the wrong stuff and bad financial reports Auditor - Person who goes in after the war is lost and bayonets the wounded Assets of Company - Cash / Receivables – Payables / Trucks / Tools / Equipment / Material Assets of Firm - Cash / Business Process / Sales Process / Client List / Predictable Cash Flow Bad Bookkeeping - Saving money in the wrong place and making decisions on garbage reports Bad Bookkeeper - Wealth prevention tool keeping contractors from earning more than bookkeepers Bad Numbers - Lead to bad decisions / cash shrinks / business unstable / bankruptcy or failure Bankruptcy - Result of saving money on bookkeeping and making decisions on garbage reports BCA Business Coach - Someone who helps you raise your level of thinking and income BCA Staff Member - Cheerful, well paid, thinking, responsible adult, Mastermind Team member BCG Matrix - Graphical representation of Cash Cows / Rising Stars / Question Marks / Dogs Bid - A wild guess carried out to two decimal places Bid Collector - Customer looking for cheap contractor Bid Opening - A poker game in which the losing hand wins Black Box - Computer with construction accounting software operated by a trainee BPM – Business Process Management for construction company owners to grow passive income streams Business Failure - No meaningful financial and project management records in the calendar quarter preceding the failure Business Life Cycle - Start small / grow big / lose shirt / shrink back to small business Business Plan - A plan to have accurate financial reports to base long and short term decisions on Business Process Management - Develop a construction business that generates passive income Business Roundtable - Little round table in tavern with pitcher of beer and four contractors strategizing Cheap - Not enough time or money to do it right first time; but plenty of time and money to do it over Chaos - Always on the dollars coming in; never on the money going out Client - Someone who buys construction services and is more concerned about quality than price Comfort Zone - Success you have now since that is what you feel you deserve no more / no less Company Bookkeeper - Expensive luxury for construction companies that do not know about outsourcing Completion Date - The point at which liquidated damages begin Contractors - The people who makes civilization possible by building and maintaining structures Contractor Gambling - One project away from making it big or going broke Contractor Chaos - Contractor netting <$100K doing everything his way; especially the bookkeeping Contractor Cheap - Amateur with customers from Hell and host of the game show “Low Price Leader” Contractor Income - The average income of the six people they spend the most time with Contractor Rich - BCA client earning $100K-$200K by building a client base to sell and service Contractor Student - BCA client net <$100K learning how to get Rich then Wealthy Contractor Successful - Contractor using timely accurate financial reports to base their decisions upon Contractor Volume - Loses money on every sale and tries to make it up with a volume of new work Contractor Wealthy - BCA Client earning $200K + Investing 50K with 100 clients to service Construction Bookkeeping And Accounting - System for setup and maintaining construction accounting Construction Accountant – Someone who turns piles of numbers into meaningful trends Critical Path Method - A management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control Customer - Someone who buys construction services and is more concerned about price than quality Delayed Payment - A tourniquet applied at the bank balance of any contractor who will allow it Delusional - Contractor going to learn to use QuickBooks effectively in a few months Developer - Company looking for a few, good, low priced, high volume contractors they can school Displaced Aggression - Being angry at someone due to events/circumstances from elsewhere Engineer's Estimate - The cost of construction in heaven Expensive - Goods or services that no matter how cheap they are; do not work Experience - What you get, when you get, what you don’t want Failure - A few errors in judgment repeated everyday Fear - What initiates change or stops progress Five At Five For Five – The five reports at five o’clock for five minutes that tells you how your business is doing Fifteen Minutes Too Late - If you think you should fire somebody, you’re already 15 minutes too late Fully Burdened Rate -Includes all the costs of keeping an employee on the payroll, not just wages Hard Work - Expressway to Retired Income - Working for daily money Insanity - Hiring and firing cheap in-house bookkeepers over and over and over expecting useful reports Inexpensive - Goods or services that do work beyond the warranty period KPI - Key Performance Indicators if viewed daily and understood leads to wealth Lawyer - Person who goes in after the auditors to strip the bodies Leveling - When two or more people spend time together the group will level to the strongest personality Listening - Contractor who asks their client what materials and results they want and give it to them Little Leaks - Sink the construction business because they are easy to ignore like what ten minutes is costing your company Liquidated Damages - A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible Low Bidder - A contractor who is wondering what he left out Mastermind Team - BCA Staff and Clients who mentor BCA contractor clients MAP – Marketing / Accounting / Production / formula for success MR>MC - Wherever marginal revenue exceeds marginal cost do the job No Financial Reports – Driving on the highway, at night, windows blacked out and being surprised by the crash Non-Construction Accountant – Dim-bulb trying to jam retail accounting methods into construction accounting Not Listening - Contractor who gives their clients what the contractor likes not what the client wants OSHA - A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs and baloney PAM – Production / Accounting after checks bounce and letters for back taxes / Marketing word of mouth Pioneer - Contractor with flaming arrows in the back from asking the bookkeeper for accurate reports Poor Contractors - Have hundred dollar conversations with their mentors and attend the business round table Process - System to produce predicable quality results and reap dividends for the owners Process Development - Do it, Document it, and Delegate it Project Manager - The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union Project Management - Combination of skills and construction project software QuickBooks For Contractors - Accounting software for construction companies Rain Maker - The person in the contractors firm that acquires new clients Purpose of Firm - Acquire clients and satisfy their needs Remodel House - Forming (Honeymoon), Storming (demolition), Norming (Rough-In), Performing (Paint) Retail Bookkeeper - Worked at store somewhere, thinks all accounting is the same, expensive lesson for contractors Retired - Means you got tired of them, or they got tired of you Rich - Income exceeds outgo ROI - Risk of Incarceration; in most cases the business owner is responsible for unfiled taxes and missed payments, not the bad bookkeeper Salesperson - Amateur sorter Sales Process - Documented system for acquiring new clients for the Firm Solution - Properly setup and maintained QuickBooks For Contractors file Sorter - Professional Rain Maker Strategy of Preeminence - Contractor with the clients best interests in mind Strike - An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken Success - A few simple disciplines practiced everyday SWOT - Knowing the company’s Strengths / Weaknesses / Opportunities / Threats and what to do about it Tenant Improvement – Bid, award contract, work day and night, pressure, pressure, pressure, done! The Contractors Accountant – Someone who cares about contractors and their well-being, Randal DeHart Warranty Work - The project that never ends Wealthy Contractors - Work on building relationships and innovating (faster/better/cheaper) Wealthy Contractors - Have million dollar conversations with their mentors Wealth - Not working because you have enough cash to live the rest of your life Working On Wrong Stuff – You can’t get rich with your head in the ditch
Warm Regards,
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